April Deadlines

Witness Magazine: Redemption – April 1

Native American Folklore Issue (Penumbra Magazine) – April 30

Mirror Shards: Volume 2 – May 5

Fortune: Lost and Found Anthology – May 30

Zombie Jesus and Other True Stories – May 31

One Teen Story  – May 31

Mistresses of the Macabre – (women writers only) June 30

Carnival of the Damned  – July 31

Gears and Levers 2 – September 1

Cipher Sister - September 30

Flash Fiction World Contests – ongoing

These deadlines are, as always, Submitter Beware, because I can’t vouch for any of these publishers. This is basically just a place for me to deposit deadlines to which I would like to submit work, so all the markets are paying (usually at least $.01 a word, or royalties) and accept electronic submissions. They’re all genre markets of some kind (horror, science fiction, steampunk, fantasy).

Please be sure to check Duotrope Digest, Ralan, and Dark Markets for more publications looking for submissions. This list is by no means exhaustive. Oh, and don’t forget to check posts from previous months (they’re all categorized under “Upcoming Deadlines”) for publications that are still open.

Happy Submitting!

Published in: on April 2, 2012 at 10:14 am  Leave a Comment  

Once Upon A Disappointment

Back in October, ABC introduced a new show called Once Upon A Time. The first few episodes were promising–the writing was good, the acting was decent, and the show featured several actors I really like (Robert Carlyle and Ginnifer Goodwin chief among them). But as the show wore on, I started to notice that everything is not peachy keen in fairy land, and now when I watch Once Upon A Time I mainly see missed opportunities.

The first of these missed opportunities deals with the witches. European fairy tales are full of witches. Instead of taking the traditional route, and presenting these witches as gnarled old hags, ABC decided to cast various gorgeous blonde actresses in the roles.

Emma Caulfield is hungry and blind, but not particularly scary.

True Blood's Kristen Bauer as Maleficent

I like both of these actresses and I really have no problem with their appearances on the show, but the more I think about the witches, the sadder I am. ABC had an opportunity to do something really interesting here, and instead they fell back on blondes with cleavage.  They could have cast ethnically interesting actresses (more on this later) or gone a more Del Toro route and created truly frightening witches using puppetry and makeup effects.  Instead, we get teased hair and pouty lips. Before you argue that “this is a kid’s show, it shouldn’t have really scary monsters!” please keep in mind that this show so far includes tons of murder, betrayal, curses, and other adult themes. It’s a dark show, and not for children. I’d love to see ABC stop pulling punches and start taking it to the dark, adult place the original fairy tales went instead of this weak pandering.

The second missed opportunity on this show relates to the  primary villain, The Evil Queen, aka Regina. Firstly, here’s another chance ABC missed to cast a person of color. While Snow White pretty much has to be pale and dark-haired, there’s no rule that says the Queen has to be equally white.

Admittedly, the Evil Queen does get to wear the best clothes.

One of the things I loved initially about OUAT was the preponderance of female leads on the show, but apparently casting one non-white woman in one of these roles was simply asking for too much. Just as frustrating (for me) as this white-washing, however, is the lackluster nature of Regina’s character. Episode after episode is presented as filler, with no real relation to the story arc, introducing characters we barely know, don’t care about, and will probably never see again (anyone know what happened to Hansel and Gretel? What about Sister Astrid? Yeah). The main crux of these stories seems to be to pad the main Snow White-Emma Swan-Prince Charming storyline and also to prove, again and again, just how Really Very Evil Regina Is. She is behind almost every nasty thing that happens to everyone in fairy land, and her character has no motivation except for being greedy and cruel. That’s it. She’s as one-dimensional as a plain crepe, and about as satisfying. We’ve seen countless back stories for scores of characters we don’t care about, and even a great origin story for the wicked manipulator Rumpelstiltskin, but we still have no insight into the Evil Queen’s personality and motivations.

ABC obviously thinks we should just accept that Regina Is Evil, and move on. Maybe it’s my fault for expecting shows to have fully developed, believable, three-dimensional characters, I dunno. There is, however, one spark of hope: Regina herself recently said the line “Evil is not born, it’s made.” So, okay, how was Regina made into this completely unremorseful, greedy, vengeful person? When does she get her origin story, instead of just popping up to cause misery in the origin story of every other character?

I promised more on the issue of race, which is perhaps the most troubling thing about this show, so here goes: Storybrooke and its inhabitants are a bunch of the whitest white folks to ever white. With the exception of the Genie/Mirror/Sydney, everyone in Storybrooke is white. There was an African-American (African-Fairylander?) fairy godmother for about half a second in the Cinderella episode, but she was promptly vaporized by Rumpelstiltskin. In another episode there was an Asian knight, which was entirely random, and of course deeply unsatisfying as he only had one line. Perhaps even more disturbing, the only black person on the show PLAYS A MIRROR. Admittedly, in Storybrooke he’s a reporter, and he used to be a Genie, but ultimately, I find that the fact that ABC could only bring themselves to cast a person of color as an inanimate object disappointing and kind of sickening.

The one black actor doesn't even rate inclusion in the cast photo. He plays a mirror, and there's even a mirror in this picture that would be a convenient way to include him, but instead we get Prince Charming twice. *facepalm*

He's a reporter, and the newspaper is called The Mirror. GET IT? Hurrrr

The beginning of every show promises that the town is inhabited by “every story book character you’ve ever known,” but so far I’ve only seen characters from European stories. Where are Aesop’s Fables? What about Native American stories, Aboriginal stories, Chinese and Japanese stories?

In the end, what I find most frustrating about this show relates to the fact that ABC is owned by Disney. Nearly every episode feels like one long advertisement for the Disney version of each story. Where Disney doesn’t have a movie version, like with Hansel and Gretel and Little Red Riding Hood, they still maintain the Disney tropes. ABC can’t do what I want them to do–step outside their comfort zone and go somewhere really interesting–and unfortunately, I don’t think they will, because Disney has a strangle hold on the narrative for this show. So we will continue to be spoon-fed the Disney version of events, where True Love always wins, and nobody ever really gets hurt, and everyone is white, because this is the narrative with which we’ve all become comfortable in our Disneyfied culture.

The problem is that what is comfortable is not always what’s best. Risks and challenging the status quo are what set apart shows that are really good from those that are mediocre and forgettable. Unfortunately,  OUAT  is treading the path well-traveled rather than the one that is unique and new and inspiring. While it might mean viewers now, playing it safe doesn’t make for memorable, ground-breaking television, and OUAT is missing all its chances to become that kind of show. What a pity.

Published in: on March 29, 2012 at 2:43 pm  Leave a Comment  

Millennicon in Review

Click here to read my review of Millennicon at Doctor Fantastique’s!

All-in-all, Millennicon was a great experience. I didn’t mention this in the article, but I was sick all Saturday night, and miserable on Sunday. Everyone–even people I didn’t know–was so kind and sweet, it really drove home how friendly and warm and welcoming the Cincinnati fandom is. Or at least, the folks who do Millennicon. I’m already excited about next year. Oh, and if you go, be sure to hit Jungle Jim’s before or after. It’s like the unholy baby of Wal-Mart and Whole Foods. Shopping there is truly an experience. Also, they have all the curry in the world. IN THE WORLD.

In other news, I haven’t been posting much lately because things have been Busy. Note the capital B.  I rewrote my story for The Crimson Pact, took a Chemistry final, and changed my career course all in just a few weeks. Oh and I’m moving. So yeah, a LOT has happened. Hopefully we’ll be back on track with new blog content starting this week and you won’t experience any more interruptions in service. Thanks for bearing with me!

 

Published in: on March 26, 2012 at 4:19 pm  Comments (2)  

Millennicon Schedule

Millennicon is a small science fiction convention in Cincinnati the weekend of March 16-18. I’ll be attending both as an author and as a member of the Airship Archon. My panels will include:

Friday 8:00pm Race and Gender in the Steampunk Community (in Harrison)

Sunday 11:00am How to Survive the Zompocalypse (in Taft)

I’ll also be reading my fiction at 6pm on Saturday evening (with Steve Saus) in MR 1216. I’ll be reading entirely new, never-before-heard fiction, so don’t miss it.

I’ve also been scheduled for an autograph session Saturday morning at 10am in the hotel lobby, which should be hilarious. Come to laugh at me, or have me sign your pet rock. I’ll be desperate.

On Saturday night I’ll probably be attending the Hellblinki/Ford Theatre Reunion/Marmalade Brigade show, because it is organized by the lovely people at Pandora Promotions, who are dear friends of the Archon.

Published in: on March 5, 2012 at 9:54 am  Leave a Comment  

March Deadlines

Steampunk Revolution – (reprints only) March 1

Triangulation: Morning After Anthology – March 15

Torn Realities Anthology – March 15

Battlespace Anthology – March 20

King David and the Spiders from Mars – deadline extended to March 31

Bibliotheca Fantastica – March 31

Abattoir Press – (novellas only) March 31

Mark of the Beast: New Legends of the Werewolf – May 1

MENIAL: Skilled Labor in Science Fiction – May 31

Steam-Powered 3: Further Lesbian Steampunk Stories – March 15 – June 15

These deadlines are, as always, Submitter Beware, because I can’t vouch for any of these publishers. This is basically just a place for me to deposit deadlines to which I would like to submit work, so all the markets are paying (usually at least $.01 a word) and accept electronic submissions. They’re all genre markets of some kind (horror, science fiction, steampunk, fantasy).

Please be sure to check Duotrope Digest, Ralan, and Dark Markets for more publications looking for submissions. This list is by no means exhaustive. Oh, and don’t forget to check posts from previous months (they’re all categorized under “Upcoming Deadlines”) for publications that are still open.

Happy Submitting!

Published in: on March 1, 2012 at 11:09 am  Leave a Comment  

Writing Advice from Around the Web

A few links to really interesting (and informative!) blog posts:

io9 on great character descriptions in fantasy and science fiction

Steve Dempster explains how writing events chronologically can make for snappier action sequences

Christie Yant advises you to quit writing, the next time you feel like giving up

Chuck Wendig on how to “unfuck” your story (NSFW)

Cat Valente details how there exists no one, correct path to publishing success

Published in: on February 28, 2012 at 12:46 pm  Leave a Comment  

Airship Adventures

As you probably already know, I’m a member of the Airship Archon, a Steampunk costuming and funtime group based out of Columbus, Ohio. We’ve been in the news a bit lately: an interview with our Captain appeared on The Steampunk Chronicle last month, and a photograph of the group appeared in an io9 article (sadly taken before I became involved with the group). I’m proud to say that we’ve become one of the premiere Steampunk groups in the Midwest, and maybe even the nation–and we’re remarkably drama-free for such a large and diverse group.

We’ve had quite a few events lately, and I thought I’d share a few of my favorite photos:

The Airship Archon seeing "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows."

Ladies of the Archon outside Mozart's after High Tea

One for the ladies--Captain LaGrange at High Tea

The lovely Miss Dennison at High Tea

For more photographs of our group, you can visit the Airship Archon Flickr Group. There was another event, Cocktails at the Conservatory, last week, but unfortunately I was unable to attend due to a touch of the Consumption. Our next event will probably be a Build Day, and several of us will be attending  upcoming local conventions. To keep up with our activities, I recommend joining our facebook group. We do have a website, but it’s sporadically updated and less reliable than the facebook group. We always welcome new members and we’d love to help you put together a Steampunk look!

Published in: on February 23, 2012 at 11:39 am  Leave a Comment  

Kanauika (or, Making A Sandwich)

This story was written as a response to the latest flash fiction challenge on Chuck Wendig’s website. I’m not really sure this is so much a story as a vignette, but whatever. Why is the setting Hawaiian Steampunk, you ask? I have no idea. Most of the time when my brain is doing things I’m just along for the ride.

Kanauika

Nalani’s stomach rumbled. She’d been trying to forget the chewing feeling inside her belly, but the loud gravel-scraping sound that emanated from beneath her corset was hard to ignore.

“Are you hungry?” Hinano appeared at her elbow. His eyes were like twin jewels behind his glasses, bright gold like liquid fire.

“I’m fine.” Her stomach gurgled again, proving her a liar.

Hinano eyed her. “You weren’t at breakfast. Did you eat anything?”

Nalani sighed. “No.”

“Well what do you want to eat? Sweet potato braised pork? Pineapple cake and mango slaw? Coconut chicken with roasted plantains?”

“Can I just have a sandwich?”

To her horror, Hinano’s eyes only glowed brighter, a gleeful grin splitting his face. “I have just the thing!” He rushed out of the workroom and down the hall.

Nalani chased after him. “Please, no devices, Hinano. I can make it myself. It’s just a sandwich!”

“No, you can’t! Well, you can, but that would be ridiculous, because of course you shouldn’t have to, not when one of my inventions can do the task quicker and more easily than you can…”

In the kitchen, Hinano was pulling his latest device down from a cabinet. While Nalani watched, he set its rubber-coated feet upon the counter-top and calibrated its settings. Her stomach protested the delay loudly.

“Never fear, it will only be a moment more,” Hinano assured her. He rushed to the ice box–super efficient because of his improvements, even if it did break frequently–and retrieved an entire loaf of bread, a ham, and a block of cheese. “Let me just put in the ingredients and we’ll get cracking.”

Nalani began salivating at the sight of the ham. It was almost painful for her to watch Hinano place the ham into the machine and press the start. As the machine roared to life, she could hear the whirring blades inside cutting slices of the ingredients. The pungent aroma of the cheese–extra sharp cheddar, her favorite–made her feel a bit weak at the knees, so she sat on a kitchen stool to await the final product.

As her brother beamed proudly, the slot on the end of the machine opened and a hard ball of what had once been ham, bread, and cheese rolled out onto the floor.

Nalani sighed as she watched her lunch roll into the corner.

“I’m sure I just need to recalibrate!” Hinano cried, brandishing his wrench and disappearing up to his shoulders into the machine. One by one he removed each of the ingredients and placed them on the counter beside the device.

“Oh! I see the problem, it’s mrffl drffl flrrfl,” Hinano declared from inside the machine.

Nalani calmly collected the remaining ham, bread, and cheese, sliced herself portions of each, created a sandwich, returned the ingredients to the icebox, and retreated to the veranda to enjoy her well-earned lunch.

“Where’s the ham?” Hinano called after her. ”I think I’ve got this thing working. One ham and cheese sandwich coming up!”

Published in: on February 20, 2012 at 3:34 pm  Comments (10)  

100 Posts and Counting

This is my one hundredth blog post! *muppetflail*

Lately I haven’t been posting much because all I have to talk about are chemistry midterms, my pernicious throat infection, or other boring topics. I’ll try to be more interesting next week. I’ve got a post about steampunk planned, and maybe even a “What I’m Watching” post since I haven’t done one of those in some time.

I know, riveting stuff. Bear with me, friends, while I try to get my sh*t together. ;)

Published in: on February 17, 2012 at 1:59 pm  Leave a Comment  

Review: Hungry For Your Love

Almost a year ago, Steve Saus and I exchanged books. I gave him a copy of the horror anthology Historical Lovecraft and he gave me a copy of the zombie romance anthology Hungry for your Love, edited by Lori Perkins. I had heard Steve read his story from the anthology, “Kicking the Habit,” at least twice, and enjoyed it, but for some reason I hesitated to read the rest of the anthology.

I have to admit, it was probably because of the word “romance” on the cover. There, I’ve said it: I’m a snob. I’ve read enough romance stories that made my toes curl (and not in a good way) that I was wary of the anthology, even though Steve’s story was heartfelt, sweet, and genuinely romantic, without the trite and insipid qualities that drive me to dislike that particular brand of  romance that uses a formula and spits out identical stories with little literary merit. Yet, I was still nervous. I kept pushing the book to the back of my review queue.

Then I reviewed Hot and Steamy: Tales of Steampunk Romance for Doctor Fantastique’s. Despite the word “romance” right there in the title, the anthology was good. The characters were well-developed, the settings were unique, and the romance was actually romantic. I didn’t want to chuck the book out the window. I wanted to read more!

And so it was that I finally picked up Hungry for your Love and gave it a fair shake. My only regret is that I didn’t do it sooner.

When I said that the anthology was a zombie romance anthology, I wasn’t kidding. The protagonists vary from humans surviving the zombie apocalypse to actual rotting, brain-eating zombies, and everything in between. There are, of course, a few stories that aren’t my cup of tea–but that’s to be expected in every anthology and I’m not going to elaborate on the stories I didn’t love. The fact is, however, that choosing a favorite story is nigh unto impossible because they are all just so good, and even the stories that weren’t my favorites were well-written.

The second story in the anthology, “Revenants Anonymous,” by Francesca Lia Block, blew my socks off. It’s the personal account of a zombie woman who finds love at an addicts meeting for the life-challenged. The romantic interest is a dark-haired singer/songwriter with a guitar–and what girl doesn’t want to date that guy, even if he’s undead? The love between the two zombies ends up being sweet and poignant and even a little inspiring, and Block does a great job of conjuring the “life feels so much more alive” emotion that happens at the start of a new relationship after a long dry spell. The sex scene is described with tenderness and just enough detail to be sexy without being pornographic.

“My Partner The Zombie,” by R.G. Hart, is a noir-style tale about a pair of private detectives, one of whom happens to be a zombie. I enjoyed solving the mystery along with the detectives, laughed at the application of “Zombie Away” (a chemical solvent that does exactly what it sounds like it should do), and ultimately smiled at the happy ending. Happy endings are rare in the zombie fiction genre, but it seems to me that even in a zombie romance anthology the stories should have happy endings–or, at least, mostly happy.

Deetra, the protagonist in “Undying Love,” by Regina Riley, is a witch-for-hire. When a man walks into her magic shop and asks her to locate someone, she is unexpectedly attracted to him. Unfortunately, he’s also a zombie, but that doesn’t stop Deetra from developing a huge crush. Riley has a real knack for dialogue. I was only a few pages in before I was swooning for the zombified hero right along with Deetra. I don’t want to describe too much about this story and give away the details, but one scene made me cry actual tears. If you’re looking for erotica, you should look elsewhere, but if you’re looking for an emotionally moving, deeply romantic story, this is it, right here.

“Julia Brainchild” is a weird little story that almost defies description. The protagonist cooks brains for a television cooking  show, and his thunder is stolen by the beautiful and charismatic Julia Brainchild. He becomes increasingly obsessed with seducing his sexy co-host, leading to a strange ending that is simultaneously happy and tragic. That might make it sound like this story, by Lois H. Gresh, is not good, but it is, just not in a traditional way, which is pretty brilliant. It’s nice to have a surreal little gem with a twist ending nestled in with all the other stories, like the prize at the bottom of a cereal box.

And of course, I love Steve Saus’s story, “Kicking the Habit,” which I mentioned before. It’s about as romantic as a story about zombie lovers can be. I have to admit that it is, however, even better read aloud by the author, so if you ever have a chance to hear Steve read it, you should.

Mercy Loomis’s “White Night, Black Horse” is a story about traditional Voodoo zombies, which was a nice break from the Romero-style undead ones. Stacy Brown’s “The Magician’s Apprentice” is about the love we sometimes overlook or neglect because we are too infatuated with someone flashy to notice the genuine affection of someone more modest. And “Last Times at Ridgemont High,” by Kilt Kilpatrick, is a clever parody of the high school angst film with which we’re all familiar. I was impressed with Kilpatrick’s ability to lead my expectations in one direction and then completely surprise me.

The book concludes with two strong stories, “First Date” by Dana Fredsti and “Later” by Michael Marshall Smith. “First Date” is a sexy adventure story with an incredibly erotic sex scene, perhaps the most erotic in the book, as if we were building to this climax all along (hurr, puns). “Later” draws the book to a close with a sweet, lyrical tale of love that refuses to be lost, even in death. This story was perfect to close the book, as it’s probably the one that haunts me the most after putting it down. Smith has a real way of composing images that linger in your mind.

All-in-all, Hungry for your Love is well worth the cover price.  There’s a little something for everyone–adventure, sex, love, and even romance. And shockingly, there’s not a formulaic tale in the whole lot. Thanks to this book,  I daresay I might pick up more horror-romance, and that’s saying a lot from someone who, not two months ago, was a genre snob. So well done, Lori Perkins and company!

Published in: on February 8, 2012 at 4:06 pm  Leave a Comment  
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