So this happened (squee)

Last night I went to a book-signing for Jenny Lawson (aka The Bloggess) in Dayton with my friends Corielle and Christina. I wanted to bring Jenny some taxidermy but didn’t because Reasons. Instead I brought her a copy of Sidekicks! (in which I wrote a ridiculously gushy little note about how inspirational and encouraging she has been for ladies like me–the sort with anxiety problems, the sort who want to be writers, the sort who are beyond goofy in a world that expects adults to be, like, serious or something.)

You know how, when you meet people you admire, sometimes it turns out really well and other times not so much? Well I guess I’ve been lucky, because the vast majority of the people I fan over have been completely lovely. Jenny Lawson was perhaps the loveliest of all.

Me: I brought you a present. It’s a book I edited.

JL: Oh my god, really? Thank you! Oh my god! Did you sign it?

Me: (turning pink) Yes, uh, on the dedication page, I wrote you a little note.

JL: I’m so glad you gave me this, now I’ll have something to read!

Me: It uh, just came out this weekend, so, there are no reviews of it yet, so I can’t be like “Neil Gaiman loves this book!” but, maybe someday?

JL: (opens the book to a page and reads for a few seconds) Okay well, now you can say that Jenny Lawson read part of a page and really liked it. So there’s that!

Me: You’re awesome. Can we take a picture?

JL: Of course! Hey why don’t we get a picture holding each others’ books?

Me: (trying not to freak out) OKAY

True Story. Thanks to Christina King for the photographic evidence.

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The Next Big Thing

I met AJ Scudiere at Context in 2012. You know how occasionally you meet someone and you feel instant kismet? That’s how it was for me  with AJ. She’s a fabulous lady: energetic, friendly, and with the kind of open enthusiasm that makes you smile despite yourself.

To make a long story short, AJ is a novelist. She has this blog called Smart Chicken, and she’s doing a blog hop called The Next Big Thing. She tagged me, so now I answer some questions about my latest project and then tag five more authors to tell you about their latest projects. Fun, right?

FYI: I have adjusted the original questions somewhat since my big project right now is an anthology instead of a novel.

1: What is the working title of your book?

Sidekicks! I’m not one for subtlety.

2: Where did the idea come from for the book?

I’m actually writing a novel about a sidekick. While I work on it, I thought it would be fun to see what other authors would come up with when asked to write about sidekicks. And my publisher had an opening for an anthology…so there you go!

3: What genre does Sidekicks! fall under?

Speculative fiction. Some of the stories are creepy, some are have a comic-book feel, some have happy endings, some have sad. I’ve got superhero stories, sword and sorcery tales, a vampire story, and a couple of futuristic science fiction yarns. Variety is the spice of any anthology.

4: Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

I can’t really answer this one, because I didn’t write the stories, and there’s so much variety. I’d love to see Patrick Tomlinson’s “Coffee and Collaborators” as a short film though. When you read the story, you’ll see what I mean.

5: What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

The best stories aren’t about the people in the limelight, but rather those standing just behind them in the shadows.

6: Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

The fantastic Steve Saus at Alliteration Ink is publishing it.

7: How long has the editing taken you?

Selecting the stories took about a month. I’m in the midst of editing now, and hope to be finished by the end of January. This is a tight schedule, and I’m only capable of fulfilling it because the anthology was invitation-only. I received 30 submissions, so it’s much more manageable than an open-call anthology that would have netted hundreds of submissions.

8: What other anthologies would you compare Sidekicks! to within your genre?

That question is too hard! NEXT!

9: Who or What inspired you to edit this anthology?

I really appreciate underdogs, so I set out to write a novel about one, and that inspired the anthology. I guess the novel comes from a place of always feeling second-best myself. I’m often friends with people who are flashy, charismatic, ridiculously good-looking, and maybe even a little egotistical. Most of the time I’m fine with playing second fiddle, because the world needs a second fiddle as much as (if not more than) the first fiddle, but sometimes I wonder why I (and the other second bananas of the world) willingly take the Beta role rather than the Alpha. So this project is born of those musings.

10: What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

Most anthologies (the ones worth buying, anyway) either pay a flat rate to authors or pay a piddling amount of royalties, like, the authors share a split of 25% of the profits. If you’ve got 20 stories in anthology, that leaves a tiny percentage for each individual author. Alliteration Ink is run by an author, and I am an author myself, so we’d like to see authors paid more than that. 60% of the profits will be divided among our authors (this was as high as we could make it and still allow the publisher to recoup his costs). So, if you buy this anthology from Alliteration Ink, you will be putting cash directly into the pockets of the authors.  Readers seem to really like that!

Thanks for reading! Now check out the blogs of some of the authors behind the stories in Sidekicks!

Steve Saus – I’ve known Steve for some years now, and he was my mentor for much of that. He’s incredibly generous with his time and advice. He’s cut the strings on our Jedi-Padawan relationship, but luckily I still get to call him a friend–and publisher! Steve is the sole proprietor of Alliteration Ink. His stories are also fantastic, and I wish he would submit one for Sidekicks!, but he refuses to double-dip on projects he’s publishing. INTEGRITY. His blog, Idea Trash, also has great tips for independent authors and small-press publishers alike.

Michael Haynes – I met Michael through a local critique group and was instantly impressed with his writing. He has endured rejections numbering in the hundreds, but his persistence has paid off; his story for Sidekicks! was his 26th sale of 2012. The man is talented but also has something so many authors lack–determination.  He’s a great example for anyone looking to sell stories, and has a helpful blog with tips for authors and submission notices.

Chanté McCoy is the one author on this list I’ve never met in person. I know her through mutual publication in The Crimson Pact series. One of her strengths is in developing truly unique ideas–her story for Sidekicks! was one of the most original concepts I received.

M.E. Garber is another author I met through my local critique group. She has, sadly, moved out of Ohio, but not before she could impress me with prose I can only describe as delicate, clear, and sweet, like drinking from a cold Scottish loch (if you’ve ever done this, you’ll know exactly what I mean).

Patrick Tomlinson is last on this list, but certainly not least. Patrick is the epitome of clever, witty, and acerbic, and it shows in his stories. His tale for Sidekicks!, “Coffee and Collaborators,” is one of my favorites. I often joke that I plan to ride Patrick’s coattails to fame, but I secretly mean it. He’s one to watch in the coming years. Patrick has also done some slush reading, and he has a great series on his blog right now about how to get your story noticed in a pro-market slush pile.

A series of epiphanies

While I work on my Official Dr. Fantastique’s Review of Worldcon/Chicon 7, I thought I’d post something more personal in the meantime.

Worldcon was amazing. For me, it was like glimpsing heaven, brushing it with my hand, and then being sent back into purgatory (that sounds really melodramatic now that I’ve written in down). It was inspiring and motivating and depressing all at once. It made me believe in myself while simultaneously making me believe that I am the ant unworthy to crawl on Neil Gaiman’s shoe. It made me love everything I’ve ever written and then it made me hate everything I’ve ever written.

Along with all this emotion came a series of realizations, or epiphanies, if you will. Some of these were more spectacular than others, and included items like:

  • I want to be a professional writer (by that I mean, someone who makes a living writing) more than I’ve wanted anything ever.
  • If I work hard enough, someday I could be published alongside folks who are nominated for Hugo awards (I can’t even contemplate being nominated myself, that’s dangerous and ultimately out of my control), and make a living doing what I love.
  • I need to work harder and make more temporary sacrifices if I really want to make writing into a career. I have to become temporarily kind of selfish, because there just aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do a full-time job, take classes, and write if I’m spending all my time fulfilling other peoples’ expectations of me.

So I’m going to be making some changes around here. Some items are tangible. Others are more nebulous. For instance:

  • Write more, facebook less. Maybe facebook not at all, it really is a time-suck, and it’s not helping my career one iota. Facebook has become the way I entertain myself at my day job, but writing (or at least reading) needs to take its place.
  • Drop out of any groups that aren’t helping me meet my goal. As one of my Barfleet friends put it, “Sarah’s a member of every group ever.” Well, yes. And as a result, I half-ass my responsibilities to these groups and to myself. So it’s time to ask myself which groups are really benefiting me and which are just taking up more of my so-precious time. I hate dropping out of anything or losing touch with any friends, so this is going to be hard.
  • Sacrifice social time for writing time. Again, this is going to be hard. I’m one of those people who is terrified of her best friends replacing her so I must go to every social event ever. I’m just going to have to get over that. Scheduled writing time will be scheduled writing time no matter how tempting the social event. I can’t cut out social events altogether without becoming miserably depressed (which is the worst possible thing for my writing) but I can reduce them enough that I feel I’m getting more done. And I’ll have to count on my friends to know that I still love them and not to forget me.

Here’s my shiny new schedule for the next year:

Fall 2012: Revamp website. Send invites for Anthology #1. Finish Confessions of a Sidekick (novella).

Winter 2013: Edit and finalize Anthology #1. Write story for Empires of Steam and Rust.

Spring 2013: Celebrate the release of Anthology #1. Send invitations/notifications about Anthology #2. Start writing Tarabonti and Co. (tentative title, novella).

Summer 2013: Conduct Indie Go Go campaign for Anthology #2.

Fall 2013: Finalize Anthology #2, celebrate release, send rewards for Indie Go Go campaign. Finish Tarabonti and Co.

Of course in between these projects there will also be short stories and hopefully a comic book and science only knows what else. Hopefully.

Here’s what I need from you, dear reader: Your continued support. Your understanding when I say “I can’t come to your party, I have scheduled Writing Time.” I promise I will make it up to you by including you in my Hugo acceptance speech. I’m just kidding about that part. But seriously, I will appreciate it…and you’ll get me back once I’m a successful freelancer. Right? Right.

Write-A-Thon Wrapup

Well the Clarion Write-A-Thon ended at midnight on Saturday. My goal was to write 18 chapters of a novella during the Thon. How did I stack up? I wrote 8 chapters.

I’m a little disappointed, but not overly so.

Here’s the thing: I knew I wasn’t going to write 18 chapters in such a short time. I have a full time job and really intensive summer classes. My boyfriend’s ex wife needed us to keep his kids full-time for the last four weeks, too, and children are not very conducive to writing (especially in a small two-bedroom townhome).

I had hoped, however, to get to Chapter 12. Or even Chapter 9.

Then I got sick.

The thing that sucks about being sick (I mean really, truly ill) is that I have all this free time, because I’m not going to work, but I can’t use it for anything productive because I’m so weak. I tend to be sick with infections more frequently than the average person and my illnesses tend to be more severe. My theory is that my immune system is too busy waging war on harmless particles of cat dander and dust mites to be bothered actually protecting me from stuff like, you know, viruses and bacteria. At any rate, I usually schedule in some sick time when I make plans because there’s a good chance I’ll be sick and lose a couple of days for that. So again, I knew I wouldn’t complete 18 chapters. I wasn’t expecting to be as sick as I was (am–I’m still not entirely recovered, and it’s been a week, arg), so it was a harder blow than I anticipated.

You’re probably wondering why I set the goal at something I knew I probably wouldn’t achieve. That’s because I find that if the goal is too low, or too easy to achieve, then I don’t achieve much of anything at all. Now obviously you don’t want to the goal to be so big it’s daunting, but it needs to be big enough to be motivating. Something to really strive for, that’s achievable, and realistic, but simultaneously lofty.

I finally felt like myself again on Sunday and managed to complete Chapter 9, too late to count towards the Thon, but better than nothing. So I am halfway to my goal, but here’s the thing: the novella has grown. Every time I write a chapter, it gets longer, because I’m including a lot more detail and characterization than I included in the original short story on which the novella is based. So, while I’m halfway to the original goal of 18 chapters, I’m not halfway to the end of the novella. I’m not sure how long the novella will be, in the end. Right now it looks like 25 chapters or so, but it will continue to expand. I suspect later I’ll have to go back and cut some of these chapters, or rearrange and consolidate them, because I find that my protagonist is washing the dishes a lot. But that’s part of writing a crappy first draft. It’s allowed.

I want to thank all my friends who contributed to the Thon, and helped me get on a team, and made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside: Biz, Claude, Jerry, Cynthia, Chante, Jim, and Anonymous. We raised something like $128 for Clarion, or thereabouts, maybe a little less because I didn’t hit my goal (surprisingly, I didn’t get any kind of “thanks for participating, you raised $56 million” email after the Thon was over, so I don’t know the exact amount). And the writers of the Thon raised about $16,000 total, which is pretty freaking impressive, especially considering we did it all on our butts in front of computer screens.

The reason I signed up for the Thon wasn’t for charity, though. It was in the hopes that a deadline–however arbitrary–would motivate me to write. And it did that. So my next arbitrary deadline is August 20. That’s the date my next semester starts. I have until then to finish this novella, in its entirety. GO!

Link Roundup, Y’all

Lots of good advice for writers floating about the internet:

Sally Apokedak: Don’t Cheat The Reader (by leaving out emotional scenes)

Terence Blacker: How to know you’re really an author

Dean Wesley Smith: Devaluing your work by pricing it too low

Mary Robinette Kowal: How to be a professional when you really want to fangirl upon meeting someone you admire

Steve Weddle: The only loyalty required between publisher and writer is that laid out in a contract

If you only read one of these, I highly recommend Link #3, the Dean Wesley Smith piece on devaluing your work by pricing it too low. This should be required reading for anyone considering self-publishing anything, even those love letters to your pet alligator or collection of naughty haiku.

Clarion Write-A-Thon

In an effort to motivate myself and also do my One Nice Thing This Year, I’ve signed up for the Clarion Write-A-Thon. It’s like a Walk-A-Thon, only with writing. I’ve set a lofty goal–finish an 18-chapter novella by the end of the Thon–but I think I can get there, or at least most of the way, with encouragement. The fact that someone is depending upon me to get it done (no matter how imaginary or trivial that dependence might actually be) and that sponsors are literally looking over my shoulder to view my progress is already proving to be very motivating. Chapter 2 is nearly complete, and I’ve only been working for a day! You can check my profile page for progress updates and even excerpts from the novella on which I’m working.

If you’re a writer, you should consider joining the Write-A-Thon. Donations go to a great cause and you might actually get some writing done. I’ve also found that browsing the author list is a fun way to discover new stories. If you decide to sign up, be sure to let me know!

If you’re not a writer, please consider donating to support this worthy cause. My goal is $200, of which I have currently earned $63. Not bad, but I would love to blow the goal out of the water.

Thanks to those anonymous donors who have contributed so far, it was kind of thrill to check my stats last night and see that I’d already raised $63. Go us!

Link Roundup: Ladies Edition

It’s an all-female advice-fest up in here.

Elle Lothlorien tells writers why we should consider responding to negative reviews rather than ignoring them

Gloria Oliver discusses the aspects of writing authors must understand that can make or break a story

Robin Hobb and Helen Lowe discuss world-building

Celeste Ng on creating emotional resonance in your story

Kristine Kathryn Rusch on managing your time so that you don’t run out of time to write

Link Roundup

Writing advice from around the web:

Charlie Jane Anders with tips on writing strong supporting characters

Tim Waggoner on dreamers, crafters, and the nebulous goal of improving your work

Don Bingle on setting up your story for maximum impact

Lawrence Block on making a living as a writer

Austin Sirkin on dealing with negative feedback

I’d love to do a ladies’ edition of the link roundup, but I’m having a hard time finding many helpful posts by female authors/bloggers. Please recommend any you like and help me out!

Writing Advice from Around the Web

A few links to really interesting (and informative!) blog posts:

io9 on great character descriptions in fantasy and science fiction

Steve Dempster explains how writing events chronologically can make for snappier action sequences

Christie Yant advises you to quit writing, the next time you feel like giving up

Chuck Wendig on how to “unfuck” your story (NSFW)

Cat Valente details how there exists no one, correct path to publishing success

100 Posts and Counting

This is my one hundredth blog post! *muppetflail*

Lately I haven’t been posting much because all I have to talk about are chemistry midterms, my pernicious throat infection, or other boring topics. I’ll try to be more interesting next week. I’ve got a post about steampunk planned, and maybe even a “What I’m Watching” post since I haven’t done one of those in some time.

I know, riveting stuff. Bear with me, friends, while I try to get my sh*t together. ;)